Latest Isms

Full Guide
     Well Known Sayings
     Crazy Statements
     Conversations Part 1
     Conversations Part 2
     Funny Statements
     Gullibility
     Lies
 
Crazy Statements

I bought a cab
I'm the most pribed person here!				(He meant prized)
Let's smoke some beers
Don't swear there's an American in the room
For £90 I'll trip your Dreamcast
It's like Get Bass on the Sega Rally
I wouldn't like to go out with Eminem
To Steve and Luke: "You're a right couple of copies"			(He meant Cockneys)
UEFA Champions League is like a 5 year old
What's Cockney rhyming slang for Apples and Pears?
I want a cap of snag, it's hardcore shit
I've got a brain like a fizz

Mr X's greatest achievement is managing a 148 break in snooker.
During a conversation with Tom, Mr X admits to 'rumping the batty'.