Well Known Sayings Gone Wrong
Did you wake up on the wrong side of bed? (He meant get out of)
That's a different kettle of fists
Don't get up your high horse
Don't give it the large big potatoes
Do you have to hover me around?
It looks like a pigs den in here
I read him the right act
You're a rebel without a clause
That bug is a shitstopper
That's a different kettle of ballgames
When it pours it rains
Women are thriving at my feet! (He meant diving)
You always get what you're given
You couldn't choose a piss in a brothel
You're getting a little bit dipsy (He meant tipsy)
Your opinion is invalid
You've taken a bit of the biscuit
She's as drunk as a 2-bob note
I'm having second regrets
Who rattled your bananas?
I don't want to look a complete tit of myself
You need to use the processor of elimination
I've got a fruit loose
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