Latest Isms

Full Guide
     Well Known Sayings
     Crazy Statements
     Conversations Part 1
     Conversations Part 2
     Funny Statements
     Gullibility
     Lies
 
Here is a list of all the most recent Isms.

Well Known Sayings
Referring to the amount of bug's Sarah had on the bug report: "She has more bugs on that thing than hot dinners"

Crazy Statements
I've been surfing the net so much today that I've given my eyes a headache.

Conversations
Law and Mr X were arguing about something and Law said: "Shut up Mr X"
Mr X: "Ok, Ok get your hair on."

Law informed Mr X that his previous ism "get your hair on" had been submitted. Mr X tried to
declare his innocence, saying he did not say that at all and it was a 'lie'.
Law: "You did say it."
Mr X: "I fucking didn’t."
Law: "You did."
Mr X: "I didn’t, I said put your hair on."

Whilst at a Crystal Palace match Mr X stated: "Where's eddy the eagle?" For those that don't know,
the Place mascot is called Pete.

Mr X to Law: "Have you got any Madhouse?"
Law: "What?"
Mr X: "You know, House of Fun."

Law asked Mr X to test Champ Man in German. Mr X: "Why do i have to test it in Dutch?"
Cue the laughter, then: "Ain't German and Dutch the same thing?

Markus: "I'm thinking of doing a self-portrait next."
Mr X: "Of what?"

Scott was replacing Mr X's monitor with another one. When the new monitor was in place Scott
needed to find a video cable for it. It was decided to use the one off the back of Mr X's old monitor, to
which he said: "Hey I don't want someone else's hand-me-downs."

Mr X to Redington via e-mail over Christmas: "I am holiday, i am holiday, HAHAHAHAHAH working hard."

Funny Statements
None

Gullibility
None

Lies
None