Katey Ruse
Whilst in the pub: "I can't remember being unconcious."
Rebecca Ruse
During a trip to the pub: "What do you call a load of Goats?"
She gives a quizical look then states: "It's Geese ain't it?"
Unknown People
Girl over heard on bus complaining about a teacher: "That bastard is completely power happy..."
Girl over heard on bus again complaining about a teacher who had expelled her: "He's just picking up straws..."
Whilst Noel was in the hair dressers he noticed one of the girls was having trouble getting the other two girls names right.
She was heard to say: "Well it's not my fault - you two are one of a kind."
Girl overheard on bus saying: "So I got home and snuck upstairs, but then I heard mum walking round, so I shat
myself in the proceeds!" (She meant process?)
2 Blokes over heard on bus.
Bloke 1: "My hair cut cost me £15"
Bloke 2: "£15!"
Bloke 1: "Yeah"
Bloke 2: "Tell you what, give me a fiver and I'll do it for free."
Girl overheard on phone in Bromley: "Shut up I can't hear you."
I laughed so hard I wet my tits.
I shat myself like a turd.
Tighter than your mum's duck.
On the way home from a club Milky and his mates decided to go get some food, to which one of his mates
stated: "Shall we go for a McDrive through?"
So off they set, all the passengers in the car fell asleep and woke up to find themselves well out of their
way, the same mate (who was driving) then stated: "You told me to follow the signs to Suburbia." He
meant Surbiton |