26-01-03
Well I've finally got round to another update. It's been a while coming but what with holidays over
Christmas and redesigning the Crackbaby web page it got left to one side.

Anyway this update see's us with 10 New Isms and 8 New Tributes.

Hanleyisms.com will be undergoing a redesign over the next few months. There is already a new logo for
the site, so check the index page (Hanleyisms.com) to see that one.

Just before Christmas I had a bit of a scare when I found a lump on one of me testes. Thankfully it
turned out to be a Rice Crispy, which came as something of a relief.

11-10-02
Well after last months amazing update performance I've let myself down by taking nearly 2 to do the next one.

Things have been very quite on the Ism front this month from the man himself, this may or may not have anything to do
with the Defcon 2 situation that exists between me and him. Long story but I am slowly gathering an army who are
currently training in Slovakia. Anyway enough of my fantasies.

This update we have a depressingly poor 1 New Ism, but 12 New Tributes. Mr Joseph Pirocco has once again done
just enough to ensure that he is closing in on Mr X by going one better with 2 tributes. I may very well have to adopt him
as my new Mr X.

Special mention going out to the one like Little A for his continued support of the Ism movement into 2002.
Without his submissions this month would have probably ended with me hanging from my scrotal sack on top of the
Nestle building in Croydon.

19-08-02
I've managed to update the page in almost one month! Just over, but I'm getting better. This month I have mostly been
suffering from irritable bowls, I believe this is to do with a combination of my current Burger King and Pizza Hut diet - damn
you overtime and your lack of meals options. If anyone out there is willing to cook for me and bring me meals in to work,
I would be more than grateful - e-mail me for details: Hanleyisms@Hotmail.com 

Shameless publicity here now. If you like music then don't check this site that I put together with the help of the one like
Crack,   WWW.CRACKBABY.CO.UK   - a web page dedicated to bringing Gabber to the masses.

Anyway's on with the ism type stuff. This update we have: 5 New Isms and 16 New Tributes. Joseph Pirocco is also pushing
Mr X to bursting point currently with 6 of his own Tributes for the month. Please join me in congratulating him.

Lot's of hands clapping.

09-07-02
Long time since the last update, the Ism man seems to have temporarily dried up and it's taken this long to do a half
decent update. Let's hope the lack of sunshine doesn't hamper the Ism collecting over the next month!

Anyway, 7 new Isms and 5 new tributes.

27-05-02
Changed images from .png files to .gif so page should hopefully load a bit quicker.
4 new Isms and 11 new tributes.

22-04-02
Web page redesigned and moved to new domain.
9 new Isms from the man and 4 new Tributes.