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     Well Known Sayings
     Crazy Statements
     Conversations Part 1
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     Gullibility
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Gullibility

After inquiring why Tom was going to be late for work he was told that Tom had woken up and found his road was under siege
to terrorists. Tom managed to foil the terrorists and rescue a girl from a building which was about to explode. Tom then went
off to marry the girl and would be at work after that. When Tom arrived at work, Mr X shook his hand and said: "I know
we've had our differences but congratulations"

At a social event Mr X was told that he had to pay for the free food at the bar, and so he went off to the bar to pay.

After the department had run out of blank CD's Mr X was asked to erase some old CD's by rubbing a magnet over them...
which he did...

Redington asked Mr X if he could borrow his copy of 3D Studio Max. Mr X went to see Redington and asked: "Why do you
want to borrow it? You don't know anything about animation."
Redington replied stating something about 3D Studio, Mr X agreed with him.
Redington, Marlon, Law and Mr X then began talkin about the PS2 and the fact devlopers use 3D Studio Max.
Redington then asked Mr X if he had heard of the Division 6 program within in the 3D Studio Max code (a made up bit of
trivia)..
Mr X: "There ain't no such thing."
Marlon: "What? You must have heard about it!"
Redington: "Yeah, It's G-13 classified. You have to be good to know about this Mr X."
A baffled Mr X: "No."
Marlon: "That's because you have to be part of the Elite, of the Elite to know about it."
Law: "Oh and you don't even want to talk about Division 7 and 8."
Mr X replied: "What?" Then after a brief pause said: "Oh yeah it works with the emotion chip in the PS2 doesn't it."

Noel: "Mr X, someone from Eutechnics called for you this morning."
Mr X: "who?"
Noel: "Mr Nesshead."
Mr X: "Are you being serious?"
Noel: "Yeah, a Mr P. Nesshead."
Mr X: "Is he going to call back?"