Latest Isms

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     Conversations Part 1
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Funny Statements

Mr X entered the room and saw Sal eating a chocolate muffin and said: "Oooh, she has indulged in the muff!"

During a conversation about Matthew Harding putting money into Chelsea, Steve mentioned he was dead.
Mr X then stated: "Exactly, you can't rely on him any more."

Allen called Mr X a bitch, so Mr X threw Allen's Lucozade across the room. Allen insulted Mr X again.
Mr X: "Watch it..."
Allen: "Or what? You'll throw my Lucozade across the room again?"
Mr X: "No I'll stick it up my arse."

Mr X: "When I get married I'm hoping to live with my girlfriend."

Whilst drinking in the pub:
Daryl: "Check the arse on her, it's fantastic."
Mr X: "She's having women's problems."
Daryl: "Eh! How can you tell that?"
Mr X: "Well it looks like she's clenching her butt cheeks, and the bottom of her bum is quite flat."

Noel to Mr X: "You missed the free food in Yates' last night."
Mr X: "I get it free at home."