Steve Addis - Eidos
Whilst talking about various dance tunes and clubs Addis stated: "Someone was trying to sing the
Titanic tune to a Drum and Beas Bate."
Gabriel Allen - Eidos
Nige was talking to Gabe about a very beautiful lady and Gabe stated: "She'd get it with a rusty twig."
Gabs as usual was chilling at his desk when all of a sudden a man appears offering donuts to anyone who fills out a
questionaire about the Eidos web page. Gabriel completely ignored this part and happily took his donut and filled out
the questionaire as follows, believing it was about the building we work in:
Name: Gabriel Allen
Department: QA
Territory: Wimbledon
How often do you visit the current site: 5 days a week (without OT)
Current Site.
1. Use a few adjectives to describe how you perceive the current site.
Spacious but cluttered, Modern
2. What do you think of the current look and feel?
Ok
3. What are the key reasons why our users should come to our site?
At which point Gabs turned round to Jayne asking why people would want to come and look around our
building. Once everyone laughed at him, he realised his mistake.
After pulling a pin out of Tony's wheelchair tyre (obviously causing a puncture).
Gabs stated: "I feel i've let him down."
Salwa Azar - Eidos
Simon gave Sal a magazine with pictures of Angel from Buffy in it. Sal happily then told Allen that he had given her a
Buffy of Copy magazine.
Sal to Mike about a magazine she'd borrowed from him: "Would you like me to keep it in christine condition?"
Daryl Bibby - Eidos
Don't read what you get in the papers.
In a discussion between Mike, Allen, Noel and Daryl about the future of the Isms. Daryl remarked: "I have the deciding
volt."
Allen: "Are you going over to Berties tonight?"
Daryl: "Ha, that's like asking the Pope if he's Hanley!" (In my defense I would like to point out that it is an amusing
concept)
Leila Chapman - Eidos
During a conversation: "1066? That's the last time we won the World Cup isn't it?"
Talking about Steven Hawkings, Leila was surprised to hear he was British as she always thought
he was American. When asked why she replied: "Well, it's his accent isn't it."
Sophie Cooper - Eidos
Whilst looking through a Karaoke song book: "They don't even have Love Shack by the Beegees."
Whilst on the bus trying to find the bell to request a stop: "Where's the bus?"
Sophie to Noel: "Have you drunk all of my cigarettes?"
Sophie, overheard saying: "How do you convert Kilos to Kilogrammes?"
After not understanding what Sophie had just said to him Noel said: "Would you like to speak English please?"
Sophie replied: "Would you like to start stundernanding English."
Whilst eating a bread roll: "I've got cheesy bits on my baps."
Noel Cowan - Eidos/MTV
Whilst congratulating Mike on making a good point, Noel stated: "Good point fair made." (He meant well made)
Talking about something that happened in the pub, Noel stated: "No, that didn't happen it's just a frigment of your
imagination."
Noel to Steve: "At football matches do home fans sit behind the home nets?"
John asked Law for a word. Noel turned around and said, "You've been summonsed!"
Noel talking to Allen whilst drunk (who'd have thought it?): "I'm fucked Allen. I'm laying on my bed fully clothed with all
my clothes on..."
Law and Gary Moore saying Owen shouldn't be captain of England.
Noel: "I think it should be Giggs."
Gary: "It would help if he was English"
Cue Beetroot coloured Noel...
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